I don't think this has been posted recently.
Just after WW2 the Russians decided to parachute a spy into England. During training they taught him that the English are very religious people and to ask them what is their religion and to then reply "So am I".
Unfortunately the plane experienced a very bad storm and he ended up in the Highlands of Scotland. Cold and wet he saw a fire with a shepherd beside it. He called out "Hello. What religión are you?" The shepherd looked him up and down and said " homosexual" The spy "But so am I"
To this day if you ever visit Scotland you will hear the locals say
"Red spy at night, shepherds delight"
