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Self Improvement S1100 Creative Suffering
S1101 Overcoming Peace of Mind
S1102 You and Your Birthmark
S1103 Guilt Without Sex
S1104 The Primal Shrug
S1105 Ego Gratification Through Violence
S1106 Dealing With Post-Realisation Depression
S1107 Whine Your Way To Alienation
S1108 How to Overcome Self-Doubt Through Pretense and Ostentation
Business Career BC-1 Money Can Make You Rich
BC-2 Packaging and Selling Your Child
BC-3 Career Opportunities in Argentina, Venezuela, Syria
BC-4 How to Profit From Your Own Body
BC-5 The Underachievers Guide to Very Small Business Opportunities
BC-6 Tax Shelters for the Indigent
BC-7 Looters Guide to Cities of the World
Crafts C101 Self Actualisation through Macrame
C102 How to Draw Genitalia
C103 Needlecraft for Junkies
C104 Gifts for the Senile
C105 Bonsai Your Pet
C106 Rearrange Your mate
Home Economics HC101 Cultivating Viruses in Your Refrigerator
HC102 Burglarproof Your Home With Concrete
HC103 Sinus Drainage in the Home
HC104 Basic Kitchen Taxidermy
HC105 The Repair and Maintenance of Your Virginity
HC106 How to Convert a Wheelchair into a Dune Buggy
HC107 1001 Other uses for your Vacuum Cleaner
HC108 How to Convert Your Family Room into a Garage
Health and Fitness HF11202 Creative Tooth Decay
HF11203 Exorcism and Acne
HF11204 The Joys of Hypochondria
HF11205 High Fibre Sex
HF11206 Suicide and Your Health
HF11207 Biofeedback and How to Stop It
HF11208 Skate Your Way to Regularity
HF11209 Understanding Nudity
HF11210 Tap Dance Your way to Social Ridicule
HF11211 Optional Body Functions