A customer asks "In what aisle can I find, a Guinness bottle?"...

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    A customer asks "In what aisle can I find, a Guinness bottle?"
    The shop assistant, noticing an Irish accent on the customer's voice replied "Your Irish"
    The customer was clearly offended replied, "Yes, I am. But if I'd have asked for an Italian sausage, would you have asked me if I was Italian? If I'd have asked for a Taco, would you have asked me if I was Mexican? or if I'd have asked for a Polish sausage would you have asked me if I was Polish?"
    The shop assistant says "No, I probably wouldn't have asked."
    "Well then, why would you ask if I was Irish just because I asked for a bottle of Guinness?" said the customer.
    The shop assistant replied "Because your in Bunnings."
 
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