Ancient alien corpses' presented to Mexico's Congress, page-5

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    It's a return to the 1970's when "Space Invaders" could be played in a Pub whilst knocking down a few schooners (or what ever they are called in other States) .............. no need to look skyward


    This:
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    went with this:

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    But wait ....................... that's not all:


    As Tim Shaw was want to say.............
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    There's more than Steak Knives included in this PLANDEMIC.


    And now for my favourite Space Alien Joke:





    Two alienslanded in the Arizonadesert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one ofthe gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, "Greetings,Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader."

    The gas pump, ofcourse, didn't respond.

    The youngeralien became angry at the lack of response.

    The olderalien said, 'I'd calm down if I were you..' The younger alien ignored thewarning and repeated his greeting. Again, there was no response.

    Pissed at thepump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said gruffly, "Greetings,Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader or I will fire!"

    The olderalien again warned his comrade saying, 'You probably don't want to do that! Ireally think that will make him mad..'

    'Rubbish,'replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon and opened fire. There wasa huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards him and blew the youngeralien off his feet and threw him in a burnt, smoking mess about 200 yards awayin a cactus patch.

    Half an hourpassed. When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused his three eyes,straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien whowas standing over him shaking his big, green head.

    'What aferocious creature!' exclaimed the young, fried alien. 'He damn near killed me!How did you know he was so dangerous?'

    The older alien leaned over, placed afriendly feeler on his crispy friend and replied, 'If there's one thing I'velearned during my intergalactic travels, you never mess with a guy who can loophis penis over his shoulder twice and then stick it in his ear.'

 
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