Up, down, up, down - like the Assyrian...

Up, down, up, down - like the Assyrian Empire!

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Do you suffer from bipolar disorder? Sick and tired of shares which just go up - even when you're feeling down?

Well, do we have a share for you! It's called Australand.

Yes, Australand is an ideal choice for BD sufferers, because it's just like you - up one day, down the next. One day you can experience the highs and hopes for a bright future, the next you can segue with the lows and sense of impending doom.

Best of all, if you buy today, your Australand shares come with their own BD cheer squad! Yes, that's right, for no extra cost, with every Australand share purchased, you get the Goblin and TheWord - absolutely free! Every bloody day!

You too can say, "YeeeeeHaaaah!!!!" with the Goblin, when Australand goes up a few cents and, beat yourself up with an "Eeeeeheheeehahaaaaaa!!!! NFI!!!" from TheWord when they go down.

Australand - the share for your highs...and your lows!

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