you've got so little going on that you need to poke your nose into what's happening in Vic, NSW and Qld
it must be as boring as bat shit over there, in fact you're so far removed from the rest of Oz have you ever thought about writing to your local empee about ceding from the mainland? i doubt we'd miss you if you're an example of the general population over there always poking your head over the fence to see what the neighbour is doing coz your life's so boring! ooooh, he's got a new mower, ooooh he's using a fertiliser i've never heard of, ooooh
