I've seen many football matches in my time where a player gets...

I've seen many football matches in my time where a player gets smashed and cannot remember much from the incident or the match later on, yet apparently everything the cyclist, who cannoned into the windscreen of a moving car, is saying now 10 years later is 1000% accurate (with absolutely no encouragement from the Murdoch press *cough* ) and everything the Andrews' say is false.

Weird, isn't it...