I know you know my olive oil is lovely lockitt, just about the...

I know you know my olive oil is lovely lockitt, just about the very best EVOO in Australia...

If you want a carton just let me know and send a hundred bucks...



... and if you want Olive Oil in the carton, that'll be another hundred bucks,

hehehe,

that makes three hundred altogether right?




So just send $400 and we'll call it square.



just like the carton.

looking down on it from the top of course...

...it's a cube really,


just like the bottles of oil, although they're sort of tall cubes.


so, don't forget, 500 bucks and it'll be in the mail before Christmas...



but I didn't say which Christmas.

Regards,
sparegunner,
or as Byro would say, sparegunne.

I wonder if he likes olive oil?
He'll have to call me cuz Cole and Woolwort don't sell it

IG does, but he doesn't go there anymore.

I'd better stop or this might get deleted.
...or I could carry on for hours... do you want me to?