You’d be an absolute blast to hang out with at parties Vrs37. We...

You’d be an absolute blast to hang out with at parties Vrs37. We could talk about how awful everything always is... and how nothing is ever good enough.

I could say things like “geez, this party is fun” and you could reply with “the music is too loud, and I’ve seen better parties at other people’s places”

When it came time to get up and dance, the whole party could do moves like the shopping trolly and the sprinkler, or collectively do the Macarena, and you could stand in the corner telling people that they look stupid being drunk, and they’re doing it wrong anyway.

aaaah what a hoot it would be