'Hello James. I just had a thought. Given the rather poor...

'Hello James. I just had a thought. Given the rather poor quality website ("cheap as!") of Obsidian why doesn't NET throw some money Obsidian's way to boost their website. You can then promise the market that NET has "ventured into the exciting world of financial market cybersecurity and financial intermediation as a valuable additional source of revenue" and that "a strategic alliance has been established with a world leading financial concern". You could then wrap up the announcement with a statement like "NET is substantially undervalued on the basis of its latest initiative and NET Management will be advocating a doubling of their salary packages".