For it is the season to be jolly as The Oil Baron is here to represent HRH King Wally who despite the financial crisis has substantially increased his wealth thanks to the intelligence and magnomious knights stealth When all the doomsayers started crying US $$$$$$$$$$$$$ he started buying More gold for the gates thanks to those low interest rates and as Dame Kate Moss started to sing there were more diamonds for the wifes rings Now what might he have for all his supporters Now that Comsec has ruined the life of the shorters Many cried and one wept boo hoo boo hoo there ng certainly no knighthood for that depressing Otakou HRH has a laugh and provides a ry smile Diswciples we are adding some more ore to the increasing stockpile Nothing as well for good old cletus whose posts have the intelligence of a baby foetus Now its that time of the year that the honours are awarded Some have performed others have rorted Now lets make the call I now knight you SIR Jetballs (right on the money) Whos next HRH asks looking at the awesome colur of the dam Kneeling before you I knight you SIR Shnan And what better opportunity for a capital raising I now knight you Sir Special Occasions Now HRH also likes a bit of Bravo So he also has a knighthood for the now Sir DAVO Unfortunately some have spent to much time looking in the dustbin A knighthood missed HRH is sorry Justin (2) Now you have realised your shares and there not worth a bar (don't upset HRH) there is also no knighthood for the only star (Saggitarius) Now HRH has always liked a sucker Not one of these he now knights the one and only Sir BUKKA Now beware of who is about to make a BID HRH also has a knighthood for Sir SUNDANCE KID Now HRH also noticed logic that will help someone quickly go a cropper Obviously no knighthood for the foolish tinhopper Now my young bloke just landed a job with good old Comsec HRH also has no knighthood for the doomsayer tomsec Now many of you don't know about FAS winning scratchy But none will be surprised there is no knighthood for the Apache Now HRH is a lot like Donald Trump who runs a good show Its time also for the apprentice to go Now there is many a poster who thinks FAS is a bomber Not the one and only now knighted Sir Toma (1111) For those that missed out on this years awards Post more favourably and keep your hands off HRH broads To those that have joined us at the famous round table HRH wishes upon you the same wealth that he fables Merry Xmas and best wishes to all Look out for Sea Lake in the fall And from HRH who is about to load his GWR cannon He hasn't forgotten the most famous knighthood of all for the now SIR OIL BARON Whats this about the CHANGE in NAME HRH is about to commence the NEW YEAR GAME He not only will get for Xmas a CLASSIC new car In the new year Santa will bring a merger with GWR !!!
Merry Xmas all and Happy New Year The Oil Baron on behalf of Hotcoppers only KING HRH KING WALLY
FAS Price at posting:
3.5¢ Sentiment: Buy Disclosure: Held
