I'm trying to make this fun for both of us, giving you the clear...

I'm trying to make this fun for both of us, giving you the clear advantage. Are you not confident in it rising 1% next week or something? Lol. A 1% rise and I'm gone forever! How about this, I'll throw in a further sweetener for you.

Above 60 cents - I never post again

Between 50 and 60 cents inclusive - I'll take a week off from posting

Below 50 cents - You never post again

Is that better? You've clearly got the better end of the deal and you'll look like a real cat if you don't take it