> A guy goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, you've got to help me. My > d#ck's gone orange." > > The sceptical doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his > pants so he can check. Sure enough the guy's d#ck is orange. > > Doc tells the guy, "This is very strange. Sometimes things like > this are caused by a lot of stress in a person's life." > > Probing as to the causes of possible stress, the doctor asks the guy, > > "How are things going at work?" The guy responds that he was fired about > six weeks ago and the doctor tells him that this must be the cause of the > stress. > > The guy responds, "No. The boss was a real a&&hole, I had to work 20-30 > hours of overtime every week and I had no say in anything that was > happening. I > found a new job a couple of weeks ago where I can set my own hours, I'm > getting > paid double what I got on the old job and the boss is a really great guy." > So > the doc figures this isn't the reason. > > He asks the guy, "How's your home life?" The guy says, "Well, I got > divorced > about eight months ago." The doc figures that this has got to be the > reason > for > all of the guy's stress. Guy says, "No. For years, all I listened to was > nag, > nag, nag. God, am I glad to be rid of that old b!tch." > > So the doc takes a few minutes to think a little longer. He inquires, "Do > you have any hobbies or a social life?" > > The guy replies, "No, not really. Most nights I sit at home, watch porno > films > and eat Twisties."
