Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being
attacked by your wife with a broom, and then having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the bum
and having the balls to say, "You're next."
- Forums
- Humour
- guts and balls