Was looking for a job recently and noticed this...

Was looking for a job recently and noticed this ad.Transformation of promising company. Required person with experience in selling milkshakes,choo choo bars and hotdogs.(hotdog franchise where looking at buying,we are going to change the name to healthy hotdogs,gluten free buns,meat free sausage,low fat sauces we think the Americans are gonna go nuts over these. Required Qualifications, diploma in running a chook raffle,diploma in demand increase of 3 to 4 times without showing a profit and certificate 3 in cleaning just in case we ever use are state of the art 2nd factory.Tuff skill set anyone know a person capable of applying for this.