Good afternoon AXP flight enthusiasts. Please refer to todays...

Good afternoon AXP flight enthusiasts. Please refer to todays AXP announcement prior to buying a ticket. This is a pre-boarding announcement for flight AXP which is scheduled for a trip to outer space. We are now inviting those passengers with small baggage to purchase any additional extras prior to departure. This will likely make your flight more enjoyable. Regular boarding will begin shortly. Please have your boarding pass ready. Final call will be announced in October with lift off expected soon after. When you are on board the flight please buckle up as it will be an unexpected fast lift off.
Thank you