There was once a Christian minister, who, one week, did not feel like going to mass. Instead, he went to the golf course, calling in "sick". Once there, he started hitting away. Looking down from heaven was God and St. Peter. St peter said to God; "your not going to let him get away with that are you?" And God said "No, watch this." So then the minister, lining up for a new par, hit a 4500 yard hole in one. Dumbfounded, St Peter looked at God and said: "I thought you were going to punish him!". To which god replied "I have. Who is he going to tell?"
