2006 afl football season cancelled

AFL season 2006 CANCELLED

Prior Notice .......

It is likely that the AFL competition for 2006 will have to be cancelled.

Under the new Anti Terrorism Laws the Bombers are banned, the new Industrial

Relations legislation rules out the Dockers, and the Asian Bird flu
epidemic is wreaking havoc with the Crows, Eagles, Hawks, Magpies and Swans.

Any transfers to the Kangaroos, Cats, Lions, Dogs and Tigers must now be
quarantined for at least 12 months.

Religious vilification laws mean that no one can legally barrack for the
Demons or the Saints.

This only leaves the Power and the Blues who no one wants to barrack for
anyway.