Ann: Board Re-structure, page-38

Oh, Minrex Resources, or as I like to call them, the 'masters of time-bending inefficiency.' They've managed to invent a sixth season this calendar year, cleverly titled 'Wastefall', where plans are as scarce as hens' teeth. But hey, who needs a roadmap when you've got a treasure chest to bust open for a spring cleaning? Let's just send the underperforming CEO packing, because nothing screams 'corporate strategy' like executive musical chairs.
And here's a novel idea - let's hire a new CEO, fresh as a daisy with nary a resume line or ounce of experience to his name. But who cares, right? After all, the main goal here is to allow someone to add 'CEO' to their LinkedIn profile. It's like a game of pin the title on the donkey, except the donkey's the winner here.
Oh, and don't forget the cherry on top - that sweet dividend we all missed out on. If only they'd used that cash to buy Pilbara shares when they were going for a song at under $3.5. But hey, who wants a dividend when you can have a corporate soap opera instead? What a time to be an investor!