Why not put a slippery slide in the middle of each store that...

Why not put a slippery slide in the middle of each store that leads to a deep plunge pool filled with jelly or pig fat even and call it Oli hog super dip ! Then you could have seats and a set up like sushi train with giant dripping burgers with sauces that are packed with salt and sugar to get that body working overtime .. afterwards you could slither across to the bakery section and gorge on a few delicious pastries filled with fake creme and pink icing why not go all the way and just call it “FATZ” instead of Olis or maybe BlowTed the new “all you can eat” Rd Stop you really are an inspiration Plough …