A Red Herring. That’s the colour that the herring turns to once...

A Red Herring.

That’s the colour that the herring turns to once it’s been smoked, isn’t it cujo?

Smoked kippers and scrambled eggs!

Sounds like Far could be the breakfast suggestion thread on HC as well as being semi-critical/over-critical of management decisions in the running of this company?

I will say, I prefer to see directors buying than selling, peeved at the results that got us here but hungry enough to take the subliminal message from your post to dust off my Smoker.
I have just collected about 3kgs of Blackbutt sawdust/chips and have a couple of dozen herring on ice from 2 nights ago (scrambled eggs are a lot easier to make than unscrambling those eggs as we know).

Time constants may force me to call it a late lunch though, cheers.