God who wrote this announcement David Copperfield. Surely we can...

God who wrote this announcement David Copperfield.
Surely we can handle the truth.
Here is a template for our comms department

Goods are in transit "select one from the "port of x" / another country" several other countries " and are due on site in approximately "x" weeks. Installation should take "x" days to complete. Based on current estimates plant commisioning should commence around "insert week here"

The delayed arrived will allow us to test " insert what you are testing here" so that once these delayed goods are on-site we will be able to complete the commissioning by "x"

We have been advised that the inspectors will be on-site around "insert week here" and subject to this inspection should issue approval on around "insert date here". Based on the timeline being similar for the previous inspection we anticipate duel plant operations to start around "insert date here"

In parallel with final commisioning we have finalised high grade ore mapping and completed the blasting required. Having this material stockpiled to increase our grade to around 1.5 g /tonne to maximise cashflow whilst the gold price is at record highs and to avoid another cash raise.

In regard to financing we have been in advanced discussions with "insert bank here" and have asked for a facility of x million dollars to provide adequate funding to see us through the obvious cash gap between start up and cash received, now more critial with longer start up delays than anticipated.

new trucks blah blah blah,

sorry to shareholders for being unable to get anywhere near our timeline as we havent been on the ground at the mine in 2024 because we have been smoozing around the world in first class.

in jest but jesus, how many more wish washy announcements and bs politician words can we use. Just call a spade a spade
finish the plant and unleash the beast.