Yeah, they’d make more money selling the rights to this as a...

Yeah, they’d make more money selling the rights to this as a movie plot than producing gold.
I can see the tagline to the movie now.
”Come on a thrilling adventure as our three hopeful heroes, porka, whirlpool and deedee see their initial investment diminish daily. Watch as they joyfully spin the crashing share price into a positive and cheerfully see it as a buying opportunity. Join them through the lows and more lows as their confidence grows for a rebound each and every time the company issues more shares. Coming to a cinema near you.”