88, I don't know if you have an entrepreneurial spirit, but I...

88, I don't know if you have an entrepreneurial spirit, but I have a proposition.

Let's tell people we have a cure for the common cold. Then we'll go to a Perth broker with the story that Glaxo and Johnson & Johnson want a stake in our enterprise. Punters will be rushing to get into the IPO. We'll pay ourselves $200K annually and ask "sophisticated" investors to chip in below market to keep us in the manner to which we and our families are accustomed. Sure, the punters will blow their hard-earned, but that won't phase us.

Hey, it's worked for Norwood. Why not us ?