I can see where they are going with their public reporting,...

I can see where they are going with their public reporting, below, in the not-too-distant future,

"During an IVF procedure, the needle accidently pricked one of the patients pubic hair follicles, leading to a few drops of blood leaving the patients body. No life-threatening injuries were received during this procedure. However, an ambulance was called to render aid, which in this case was in the form of a cotton ball, a few millilitres of betadine and a band aid. The overall incident lasted 2 hours. The IVF procedure was delayed by these few hours, possibly altering the reality of time and space as per time travel laws of action/reaction principles and forever warping the possible future of mother/child relations within imaginable consequences. We extend our deepest apologies to the victim; our insurers have been notified. The cost of the ordeal, including ambulance costs, amounted to $1150. The company's guidance remains unchanged."