Keybridge Directors arguing over who is the Chairman:- "Who do...

Keybridge Directors arguing over who is the Chairman:

- "Who do you think you are, declaring this meeting 'open' ?"
- "Me? I'm the Chairman!"
- "You're not the Chairman - you don't even look like a chair."
- "I guess you're right. I probably look more like a carpet...and people do like to walk all over me."
- "Do we even need a Chairman? I think having a Postman is more important. After all, somebody has to deliver the 'bad news' to shareholders."
- "O.K. then. You can be the Postman. But who's going to clean up the mess that is Keybridge Capital?"
- "The Dustman, of course! We need a Dustman."
- "Any takers? Dustman, anyone? Pays very well....really well...Anyone? We need s o m e o n e....Come on! SOMEBODY!!... If no one wants the role, then it automatically defaults to the Chairman."
- "But we don't have a Chairman."
- "In that case, let's call the meeting closed."
- "Who do you think you are, closing the meeting?
- Me? I'm the Chairman!"