Secretary of defense Donald Rumsfeld expressed irritation today upon being informed that American teen pop idol Brittney Spears is preparing to join international volunteers serving as “human shields� in Baghdad.
March 14, 2003, Washington D.C. Secretary of defense Donald Rumsfeld expressed irritation today upon being informed that American teen pop idol Brittney Spears is preparing to join international volunteers serving as “human shields� in Baghdad. “This is not helpful; this only complicates our pursuance of the difficult task before us. Citizens wishing to become involved would do far better by showing their support for our troops in the field. I’ve spoken with Brittney’s mother, and my only hope is that she can talk some sense into her daughter.� Ms. Spears was not available for comment. add your own comments
hmmm (english) . 11:51am Fri Mar 14 '03 comment#244060
You think maybe the Pretzledent's daughters could be recruited as shields? Might make a difference ... Naaah, blood ain't thicker than oil.
American ? (english) Ozymandias 12:28pm Fri Mar 14 '03 comment#244073
Brittney is English. Good for her, a very brave act indeed seeing that Bush would murder his own mother in pursuit of "full spectrum dominance."
Sounds like a joke (english) m. 12:29pm Fri Mar 14 '03 comment#244074
references please. I'd love for it to be true but it sounds like a practical joke.
Good for her!!! (english) T.W. 1:04pm Fri Mar 14 '03 [email protected] comment#244078
Good for Britney!!! I like her a million times better than I did five minutes ago! Keepup the good work!!!
Yes American (english) Matt 1:11pm Fri Mar 14 '03 comment#244080
Britney is most certainly AMERICAN. I wish I could blame her on some other country, but no its all the US' fault. However I do have to give her credit for being a human shield in Iraq. At least one good thing could come from this war if Bush decides to attack anyway. One less pop princess putting out crappy music
This is probably not true (english) TheMachine 2:06pm Fri Mar 14 '03 comment#244090
Probably a hoax. Can't find a shred of evidence on Google to back this up. It would be awesome though. Can you imagine how the public would react if Britney's saftey were threatened by an invasion? Now that's power. If only she chose to use it...
Suddenly I'm having pro-war thoughts.. (english) Meerkat 2:09pm Fri Mar 14 '03 [email protected] comment#244091
ok, britney is a mousketeer..owned by disney..i dont get it.
when they were trying to recruit sarah polley to be a mousketeer they changed their minds when she refused to take off a peace button. and she was only a kid back then.
is this a publicity stunt? or is britney trying to break free from her evil masters?
hmm..
Suddenly I'm having pro-war thoughts.. (english) Meerkat 2:11pm Fri Mar 14 '03 [email protected] comment#244092
ok, britney is a mousketeer..owned by disney..i dont get it.
when they were trying to recruit sarah polley to be a mousketeer they changed their minds when she refused to take off a peace button. and she was only a kid back then.
is this a publicity stunt? or is britney trying to break free from her evil masters?
hmm..
Rummy Is A Warmonger (english) Brad 2:13pm Fri Mar 14 '03 comment#244094
Rummy is a warmonger. he will not stop until his hands are stained with the blood of the innocent! Only an absolute fool would defend or support the actions of the Bush administration!
She has the FREEDOM to do that. (english) Frank 2:47pm Fri Mar 14 '03 [email protected] comment#244102
Such a hot, gorgeaous gal wanting to go to the other side. Maybe she can sing while we're bombing the hell out of Iraq!
Dear Frank (english) Dickie Ashcroft 3:36pm Fri Mar 14 '03 comment#244118
Do you realise your words invite terrorism???
"Careless lips sink ships"
Were not supposed to ENJOY bombing them, not in public anyway...
