Ann: Douugh beta testing completed ahead of U.S. launch, page-16

A clever old school investor mate of mine used to always point to how may unnecessary hyped up adjectives a company would add into its asx releases as a sign of absolute puffery and nonsense when they were flailing..

its a hard sell from here guys. 10c target at best, and they know it, hence the cap raise they'll try to ram through at this inflated price prior..

in this one:

-not just "market testing", but "EXTENSIVE market testing"... oh, extensive. that must be way better.
- a "RAFT of SIGNIFICANT tasks" (ie: they completed some dev build)
- "implemented AND validated ADVANCED protocols"... oh! advanced protocols you say? how advanced exactly?. im glad you didnt implement AND validate protocols that arent advanced. hello silicon valley anyone? LOL!
- "SIGNIFICANT use case data"... not just data guys, its significant data
- "SUPERIOR user experience". superior to what exactly?
"the platform has been RIGOROUSLY tested"... well im glad they didnt just test it, like with every other app in the world. but these guys RIGOROUSLY tested it... phew!
- anticipiation of a SIGNIFICANT level of new users.. significant again huh? love this word. EVERYTHING is significant. shoudl give investors great comfort now..
- a whole paragraph on the fact that they installed firebase!!!!! is this a joke? how do you build an app without having firebase or other anlaytics software in place? this is the most embarassing part of the release. they fact that an ASX listed company with a market cap over $100M felt the need to mention to the market that they installed firebase app on their product. omg!

and oh yah! we finally built an app. maybe the most SIGNIFICANT, and SUPERIOR and BESTEST app ever in the existence of apps. and will ask apple to approve our build on the 13th. so then we can ask for more money to start buying downloads in the highly competitive US market....

oh, we might build an android version at some point too, so we can cover the other 65% of the US market...