Let's see, I think I could write one myself by now:- talk about...

Let's see, I think I could write one myself by now:

- talk about "partnerships" and "deals" without mentioning once how many paying customers that translates into

- say "AI" a lot, talk about some vapourware product with a fancy name dreamed up by marketing, again with zero information about paying customers or how they intend to sell it for more than it costs to provide

- brush over having burnt through another $x million, ignore the fact that customer receipts bear no relation to revenue numbers, and throw in a few wild unrealistic predictions about future revenue and some dodgy "ARR" figures

- a meaningless graph with bars getting bigger and arrows pointing upwards but no actual numbers