Update from the first EGR weekend crisis meeting: Topic 1: Promotion, cheerleading, fluffy announcements. Topic 2: Drinks and snacks for the next crisis meeting.
1) Following the revelation of Andrew the Frog's identity to many forum members and the widespread knowledge of his role as the head of EGR, the "special room," and the Frog Pond, it has been decided that he should reduce his forum postings. Cheerleading responsibilities will be taken over by three new girls with pink colored glasses: a) kokot b) ProfessorXYZ c) Sonnenschein
Positive news regarding tariffs, import restrictions on graphite, and declarations of intent from graphite-processing companies will be gathered in the forums. This information will be incorporated into future EGR presentations to promote "world class resource" and potentially utilized to create "fluffy announcements."
Topic 2) There wasn't enough time to discuss it, so for the next meeting, champagne, caviar, and salmon will be ordered again.
More to follow after next meetng, so stay tuned!
EGR Price at posting:
14.0¢ Sentiment: Hold Disclosure: Held
