Ah yes, —the battle cry of someone who definitely hasn't spent...

Ah yes, —the battle cry of someone who definitely hasn't spent their afternoon passive-aggressively writing prose that reads like a Hallmark card with trust issues. Look, I get it. You sold out too early (or maybe were shown the door), and now you're watching from the sidelines like a retired coach yelling at the players from the stands. It’s giving real “I could’ve gone pro if it weren’t for my knee” vibes.

But hey, your newfound “confidence” in CRS is touching—like when your ex says they're really happy for you now... while secretly hoping you trip down the stairs. We love the support.

Also, congrats on the tinfoil hat moment—your theory about being “editorially lightning-struck” three times in five minutes is truly Oscar-worthy. I hear Netflix is looking for new conspiracy docos.

Anyway, glad you’re back on the radar, even if it’s just to air cryptic monologues. Let us know when you decide to re-enter—maybe the market will shift on your sheer positivity alone.

"The Taco of Success is always drips with the salsa of failure" - SW