All shareholders may, in the very near future, be called upon to present themself to the scene of the fire in order to attend an organized micturition on said bloody fire that is currently threatening the drill site.
If any holder cannot present at the site when called upon to do so, then they can nominate another micturiser to fill in for them.
Lots of beer will be provided ( I suggest homemade to minimize cost ) to shareholders in order to allow them to micturition to their full ability.
This should achieve a successful extinguishing of this pesky blaze.
This is the only option available to the company as we cannot now afford any other course of action.
Formal and irrevocable announcement authorized by the management, so hop to it Alpacas .
Lockitt. ( who has absolutely no idea about how to organize a good piss up )
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