Has Santa been watching and have all the little directors been...

Has Santa been watching and have all the little directors been good corporate citizens?

Santa is safe coming down the chimney as the production of whatever they pretended to manufacture has ceased. Would be hard for him to know to which ventures address to deliver all the goodies anyway.

Santa would normally have got a great led tan from the Brilliant patented ? lighting system but unfortunately he will miss out this year as lights are not on. Perhaps if their fibreoptic solar collectors are pointed correctly he can boost his vitamin D production ? Gotta be careful in the office as it must be so stacked with all that office furniture there would barely be room to empty his sack into all those needy souls stockings.

Hey maybe hell just stop by to have a medicinal tote in and Rudolf et al can top up on some spiralina animal feed or maybe fill up on algae jet fuel to really get the sleigh on its way!!

Is santas sleigh carbon neutral and pollution free? If a reindeer $hits in the woods or on a glacier does anybody know? How is reindeer farts for methane?

You read it here first all the important questions!!


PS a shorter suspension request used to come with fewer hurdles and are treated individually not cumulatively and there was no limit but not sure these days if that is the case.