NEWSFLASH: Giant bronze gorilla statue appears on Wall Street -...

NEWSFLASH: Giant bronze gorilla statue appears on Wall Street - widely regarded as first strike by 4DS in campaign for world domination

In a bold challenge to the establishment, the Bull of Wall St has found itself face to face with a new kid on the block. This is quite clearly a call for the establishment to sit up and ‘smell the bananas’.

The installation is believed to be connected to the mysterious ASX listed memory developer 4DS. 4DS has been in trading suspension for several weeks now and speculation is rife that the world’s first universal memory technology is about to be unveiled.

Reporters attempting to uncover details of the company’s technology have so far been unsuccessful and have described the wall of silence surrounding this company as “impenetrable” and “tighter than a 5nm process node”.

Company executives were unavailable for comment and 4DS management have not yet claimed direct responsibility for the installation.

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