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20/03/15

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Originally posted by madamswer ↑

Yes, indeed, on most days you can find me leisurely supping latte's in the Macbank staff canteen, accompanied by Dolcevita's HotCopper opponents... Peter Pan (known to his mates as the "Two-P"), FruitBat is there (we call him "Batty Fruit"), Kakala (aka "The Kakster") pops in every few days, and even Angelus...he makes an appearance from time to time, too.

And there we sit together and we plot and hatch all manner of devious schemes (for example, it's a little-known fact that, having got ourselves set in 2008 with juicy enough short positions on the major global stock markets of the world, we then proceeded to engineer and trigger the GFC, from which we profited handsomely. People thought the GFC started because Mortgage-Backed Securities and CDOs and went bad. Nope. It was little old us, over a few Macbank canteen coffees, that caused the entire GFC .... just like our respective grandfathers had done in 1929.)

Then, at some stage Macbank's Mesoblast analyst emerges wearing a long golden robe with a golden crown on his head, and a golden staff in his hand, which he uses to ring a large golden bell, whereupon we all go chanting into the Inner Sanctum, and we bow down and lay ourselves prostrate before our idol, renewing our allegiance to our capitalist Master, a giant model of The Shiny Silver Donut.

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Proof that the best creative writing of brokers is in their stock reports.

Macbank's in particular.

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