COURT DOCKET 12659 - CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved
to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved
again.
The man seemed more amused. When, on the fourth move, the man burst out
laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case
came up in court.
The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
"Well your Honor, it was like this. When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't
help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said, "The Double
Mint Twins are coming" and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a
sign that said," Slogan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to
smile.
Then she placed herself under a sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the
Trick", and I could hardly contain
myself. BUT your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign
that said, "Goodyear Rubber could
have prevented this accident"...I just lost it.
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