:p Yes, some ancient parchment written in Sanskrit foretelling...

Yes, some ancient parchment written in Sanskrit foretelling the plastics plague that would desolate the earth and that all that was green would wither and die.

The second parchment in the series would of course be conveniently lost........

And from out of the west a prophet will rise and smite that foul plague from the east and banish it from the firmament and that these things would come to pass before the tenth circling of the sun.

It's all in good humour... good fortune all holders.