A man walks into a church confessional and says to the priest,
"Bless me, father, for I have sinned. I was with seven different women
last night.
The priest is silent for a moment, and then says,
"Go home and cut seven lemons in half. Squeeze the juice into a glass
and drink it down in one gulp."
"And I'll be forgiven?" asks the man.
"No," replies the priest, "but it will wipe that f*#%ing smirk off your
face.....
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