Hahahahaha! well I’m looking for a friend!I have an extensive...

Hahahahaha!

well I’m looking for a friend!

I have an extensive collection of Venus Fly Trap plants to show off, miniature Cacti and I also propagate avocados from their seeds (then scale backyard fences of unsuspecting avocado tree owners to snip them graft the clippings onto the avocado sapling).

I have an active membership in the South Eastern Spark Plug group and I also collect old washers of all shapes and sizes.

On the weekends I often take my high pressure hose and walk the neighbourhood for unsightly stains on the footpath and knock on doors to ask permission to use their water source/ tap. Sometimes I sneak back and waterproof the brickwork around the tap at the stroke of midnight to pay my many thanks.

Every now and then I get lit as f*ck by consuming a midstrength craft beer on my balcony and shout obscenities at teenagers who look like are in need of a good old fashioned spray.

You coming over later Beaz to see my collections?