'Time Asic stepped in'! I was under the impression that can only...

'Time Asic stepped in'!
I was under the impression that can only happen in conjunction with pigs being seen flying over a blue moon!
Is such an event upcoming?
Seriously these guys are just a laughing stock, all graduates of the corporate ineptitude college with honours. Embarrassment would leave anyone with a conscience no option but to give someone with more intellect and ability that the current mob a go. The could hardly underperform these guys.