brilliant secretary

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    The Mafia Godfather bursts into the office of his former accountant,
    > who is a deaf mute.The Godfather starts yelling at the accountant,
    > "Where the hell is the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?" The
    > accountant does not answer. The accountant's secretary rushes in and
    > reminds the Don that her boss is a deaf mute and cannot understand
    > him, but she can interpret for him. The Godfather says, "Well ask him
    > where my damn money is!" The secretary, using sign language, asks the
    > accountant where's the 3 million dollars. The accountant signs back,
    > "I don't know what you're talking about. "The secretary interprets to
    > the Godfather, "He doesn't know what you are talking about. The
    > Godfather pulls out a 9 millimetre pistol, cocks it, and puts it to
    > the accountant's temple, and says, "Ask him again... where's my damn
    > money!" The secretary signs to the accountant, "He wants to know where

    > it is!" The accountant signs back, "OK ! OK ! OK! The money is hidden
    > in a brown suitcase behind the shed in my backyard!" The Godfather
    > says, "Well... what did he say?" The secretary interprets to the
    > Godfather, "He says go to hell, and that you don't have the balls to
    > pull the trigger."

 
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