HUGE GROWTH in outstanding share numbers, as Larry & Peter press...

HUGE GROWTH in outstanding share numbers, as Larry & Peter press the 'print money' button constantly
RECORD CEO payouts in the 10s of millions of dollars - even when the SP is tanking
IMPRESSIVE YoY CUSTOMER NUMBERS INCREASE by way of purchasing other loss-making companies with pre-existing customers
EXPANSION PLANS for Larry and Peter's real estate and car portfolio, the wife's retirement company/tax write-off
OUTSTANDING PERFORMANCE from Peter's new Porsche, even on the hilly roads of Vaucluse
STRONG REVENUE MARGINS for shares dumped on the market - 100% profit from shares printed
INCREDIBLE TRANSACTION VOLUMES on their personal credit cards, as the CEOs and their families spend millions in Colorado ski resorts
INCREASE IN CAPITAL needed by way of capital raise to keep loss-making company afloat, likely to be announced in the next 2 weeks
MEASURABLE INCREASES in ASX dilution notices, cleansing notice, appendix 3G, appendix 2A