cannibals menu

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    A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

    Broiled Missionary: $10.00 -
    Fried Explorer: $15.00 -
    Grilled Adelaide Crows supporter: $10.00 -
    Baked Port Power supporter: $100. 00 -

    The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Power supporter ?'
    The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of sh_t, it takes all morning."

 
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