> Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his
> father sat him down for a little fireside chat.
> He says, "Let me tell you something. On my
> wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took
> off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here honey,
> try these on.' She did and said, 'Well sweetie they 're a little
> too big, and I can't wear them.'
>
> I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family
> and I always will.' 'Ever since that
> night we have never had any problems.'
>
> 'Hmmm,' says Jack. He thinks that might be a
> good thing to try. On his honeymoon Jack takes
> off his pants and says to Jill, 'Here babe, try
> these on.
>
> She does and says, "These are too large, they don't fit me.' Jack
> says, '...Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always
will,
> and I don't want you to ever forget that.'
> Then Jill takes off her pants and hands them to Jack and says, 'Here,
> you try on mine.' He does and says, 'I can't even get into your
> pants.' Jill says, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your f*****g
> attitude, you never will.
>
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