Must be the Global Warming again. If it wasn’t for Global...

Must be the Global Warming again. If it wasn’t for Global Warming, we’d all still be happily living in Pangea with our feet up, The East wouldn’t be Muddled, Vlad would be Good not Bad, Covid would never have escaped the Wuhan Wet Market Raccoon Dogs Stall, The Menopause would have gone extinct instead of the Tassie Tiger and The Aliens wouldn’t have invaded, they’d have never ventured outta Outer Space and little kids that go to the trouble of constructing architecturally significant Sand Castles could sit back admiring their work and chill for more than a minute before the next wave. Global Warming, I tell ya, it’s gonna really get us all by the end of time before we can sell our BRU shares for billions. Or Monday.