Lol, more like current SHs forgot to get off a discontinued train and are being taken back to the depot. It's a long walk back along the tracks to the closest station, fraught with danger.
I would actually be game to put a short on this now.
@Successwillcome will you lend me your shares in a similar fashion to Dr Who's long/short position, so I can create a synthetic short on your long position? You still get to participate in the upside as you continue to hold the shares, whilst I'll capture the downside. Deal? Although you'd actually have to hold some shares in the company, which may present a problem hmm