Ann: Mesoblast Update on Chronic Low Back Pain Program, page-215

STEP RIGHT UP, that’s it, step right up to see the miracle cure……..

Miracle cure ?

Yes that’s right .


Cure for what?


Bad Backs, have you straightened out in a jiffy.

How come I’ve never heard of it?

Well, we got to market real quick, see.

How did you do that ?

Fella behind it’s a genius , you see, a genius. What was going to take another couple of years - Poof-Bam -Jingos. Got it up real quick you see .

How, how on earth ?

Recruiting for the trials, you see, normally takes a year plus meetings and stuff. Bloody Genius, you see, he flipped things around and could run a European trial with 80% less patients recruited. Dips me lid I do, bloody genius.

I don’t get it, wouldn’t you still need to recruit the other 80%?


Yes, yes indeed, good pick up, but here’s the thing you see. You see our big sponsors name over there- near the elephants , Surgcentre , you see. I tell you , mans a genius.

Surgcentre? The US back surgeons? Why on earth would they get involved with a miracle cure for back pain, they would put themselves out of business you silly man.

Ahhhh , you see, they bought in early, paid a great price , but they’re in your see. In early, but here’s the thing, you see. This Surgcentre lot , do you have any idea, there’s thousands of em. How many ready made back pain patients of less than five years are on their books?
Trial was over in a flash. 12 months after finishing , all placebo patients were given the miracle cure too. Genius it was, pure genius.

STEP RIGHT UP , step right up.

I will take two please, do you have anything for a rash?

That will be $4.10 please. , Rash, no , not yet, soon I hear

what, but it was just under $2 a ticket?


Not anymore , not anymore, tickets are going up everyday now, pure genius you Si.


Reg