never lie to your mother!

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    Dear Mother, i'm not saying that you "did" take the frying pan from my house, and i'm not saying that you "did not" take the frying pan, but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

    Love Paul

    Several days later, Paul received an email from his mother which read:

    Dear son, i'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Simon, and i'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Simon, but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed, he would have found the frying pan by now!

    Love Mum

 
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