Ann: Notice of Annual General Meeting, page-7

'The reason I'm calling is that an extremely exciting investment opportunity crossed my desk today. Typically our firm recommends no more than five stocks per year: this is one of them...SMN. SMN is a cutting edge tech firm out of the West, awaiting imminent patent approval on a new generation of structural monitoring equipment,yes so if SMN's shares rise to only $2 -- and our research indicates they could go much, much higher -- your profit on a mere three thousand dollar investment would be upwards of fifty thousand... That's right, you could pay off your mortgage. '
Ah wolf of wall st, if only knew about the ASX.