Is there a new board game out in the west?Anyone can...

Is there a new board game out in the west?

Anyone can play:
Players must set remuneration before the first roll the dice, remuneration committee (in house of course)
will consider any offer for over the top payments, excessive performance rights and easily achieved option
conversion pricing.
10 laps of the board to see how many tenements you can pick up before the first cap raise to cover Managers and Board
members packages and don't forget to promise the world.
If you achieve 20 laps of the board and survive the AGM go straight to the market to raise further
funds so you can send out the chooks to scratch the surface and find PPM of hopefully something.
And you know the story goes on and on!
Coffee time is rolling around again, must be close.

This is BS at it's best.